Aspirations of Cleverness

suchirolle:

stumpaholic:

madcapchickadee:

elasticitymudflap:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

tabfoolery:

inkys:

alternia featuring equius (feat. equius) //(a whole new world cover)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit

((do you ever just want to put your equius singing voice on display ? yeah me neither i sincerely apologize.  every so often i’ll think i’ve reached the pinnacle of “oh fuck what have i done” .. and then things like this happen.  anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA INFINITESIMAL REGRETS !!  changed the rhyming scheme at the end which i normally frown upon especially if it’s interior rhymes BUUUT i dunno this song was sort of a bit 100dicrous to begin with so i have forgiven myself.))

KARKAT:
I CAN SHOW YOU MY WORLD
FUCKED UP, HATEFUL, UNYIELDING

GAMZEE:
GuArD ThOsE WeApOnS YoU’Re wIeLdInG

NEPETA:
:33 < and make sure you’re on your toes :33

TEREZI:
C4NT GO OUT 1N TH3 SUN

TAVROS:
fORCED TO JIZZ„„ iN A BUCKET„ }:(

ERIDAN:
high or lowwblood just fuck it

VRISKA:
Pretty much this planet blows!!!!!!!!

FEFERI:
ALT—-ERNIA! 38D
Our world is full of preteen trolls!

TAVROS:
iT’S LINKED TO EARTH„

SOLLUX:
pro2piit and der2e

KANAYA:
Incipisphere And Green Sun

TEREZI:
4LT3RN14!!!

VRISKA:
We’re just six sweeps and in control :::;)

EQUIUS:
D—> I’ll poster my respiteblock
D—> With hoofbeast cock
D—> Cause no one’s going to tell me otherwise

NEPETA:
:33 < meowrail what is going on…

EQUIUS:
D—> Building robots all night!
D—> Drinking milk from my 100sus
D—> Lowblood scum are all useless
D—> Oh my word I may perspire

ARADIA:
equius

EQUIUS:
D—> God I need a haircut

ARADIA:
can you stop interrupting now

EQUIUS:
D—> Everything just keeps breaking
D—> Why must I be so STRONG

TEREZI:
JUST S1NG TH3 SONG

KANAYA:
Were Making Sure The Humans Underst –

EQUIUS:
D—> I’m Equius

VRISKA:
Will you shut the hell up!!!!!!!!

EQUIUS:
D—> I lead the b100 team with my grace

KARKAT:
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID

EQUIUS:
D—> Makara command me now
D—> Just make me bow

GAMZEE:
I DoN’T KnOw wHaT YoU’Re aSkInG Me tO Do…

KARKAT:
OH FUCK THAT’S IT

EQUIUS:
D—> Please make me sweat

KARKAT:
FUCK OFF, I QUIT

EQUIUS:
D—> My skin’s so wet
D—> I’ll get the mop

KANAYA:
Can We Just Stop

EQUIUS:
D—> And clean the b100…

wheezes into a paper bag,

I love this so much

“I’M EQUIIUSSSSSSSSSSSS”

DIES

I’M CRYING OH SWEET LORD 

I love my patron troll

lmfao equius

Best patron troll ever

(via askthosedouchebags)